I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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