sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
