she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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