I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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