Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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