these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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