What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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