We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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