Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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