Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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