I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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