My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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