Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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