Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Actions speak louder than pants.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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