I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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