At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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