i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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