I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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