that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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