yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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