I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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