What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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