she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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