Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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