Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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