If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my shit smells like andre
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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