The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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