last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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