Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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