i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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