i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think i peed on brittanys purse
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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