i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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