was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I need moral support for this bender
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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