I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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