she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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