Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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