Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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