you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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