ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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