I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
where am i from again
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.