i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.