No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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