My brain says no but my pants say off.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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