Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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