So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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