idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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