Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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