She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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