I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
