SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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