try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
A+ Viking dick
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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