It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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