Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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