hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
this boner is exhausting
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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