im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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