Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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