it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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