..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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